Who's laughing now, Chairman Mao?
Looks vintage. Feels vintage. Doesnt smell like collectivist failure.
This soft, garment-dyed cotton tee has that lived-in looklike it survived a few purges and came out the other side with better jokes. Its heavier than your average shirt, but not so thick that youll overheat while explaining to someones poli-sci major boyfriend why Mao was actually a genocidal maniac.
Whether you're confusing boomers, baiting tankies, or just enjoying the fine American tradition of mocking dead tyrants for profit, this shirts got the comfort and durability to last long after the next Five-Year Plan fizzles.
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd (206.8 g/m)
Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel
Relaxed fit
7/8 double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 26 | 16 |
| M | 20 | 28 | 17 |
| L | 22 | 29 | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 | 20 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 | 21 |
| 3XL | 27 | 32 | 23 |
| 4XL | 29 | 33 | 24 |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
